BIGBUDDAH Lost his way maybe this will help

I had awhile to digest poor, poor Bigbuddah and his awful situation. It just sucks when your so good you can barely live with yourself. So I thought maybe we could help BigBuddah and find creative ways to help him along the way.

1) How about using gameflow? But I am sure he has tried this and prolly still was falling asleep while up by 50 or so, there must be something better.

2) How about holding the controller upside down while he plays? Everything would be opposit and backwards but then I thought he would have that "Dialed" in with the first 2 quarters of the game and would still have to give up points on purpose so to make the game somewhat interesting.

3) What about with one hand? This surely would make it a tad more difficult to play with his "Stick Skilz" but then who am I kidding he would have that mastered in less then a game.

4) How about Blindfolded? The problem here is I know just by the sound of running feet and crowd noise BigBuddah would know exactly where to go on each and every play this would be no help to us poor Madden novices!

5) How about with the T.V. off? This would have to give us just a little edge against him, If he can't hear anything or see anything I could see myself keeping the game within 3 TD for sure!

6) How about while "Whanking off"? I was going to put this higher but there is no doubt this was mastered before he even did his first FB Dive!

7) if those don't help he could combine two or maybe 3 of the above suggestions, Surely there is something that could help us "Lab Rats" keep him interested. C'mon group help a brother out!

LMAO and I was making up people being tired of his shit.

lol

hahaha yo this shit is halarious like fa real.. i was laughin my ass off. good post fuckin jerk hahahahahahahahhaha that was comedy

Your fake attempt at pretending like you don't care has just horribly FAILED. What about your angry topic you posted about the people talking shit? It made you mad earlier. What happened?

i think you should try playing with your feet. i've actually tried it against my friend cuz we made a bet. my pass game was pretty decent. moving the joystick was hard tho. lol. glad to say i won the bet for a solid one dollar (i had to stay within 10 points) the final score was 17-14. after i got myself a mcgangbang from mcdonalds even though i had to pitch in $1.16 of my own. haha

Now thats hilarious dude.

ok so much of this has been entirely childish...however vista post did crack me up a bit i suppose. not meaning for it 2 be a back ended compliment...just letting you know vista that definetly had me grinning.

tHIS IS THE FUNNIEST POST I HAVE READ ON THESE BOARDS - i cant believe i just saw it now - and didnt get the chance to read it til now...

Glad to see you took irt wll BB - u clearly opened yourself up for this with the thread u started...

U have a good sense of homour Vista3131...