Better Abide by MY Trading LAW or Else

i know i have been going ape shit over people trading in leagues, because i am in, and i amm lonely at home. i know people are gonna have shit to say about me and ill take it in any way possible, but i am not gonna apologize for what i say because this is a forum where i can say what i want and when i want regardless if i am looking like an idiot. i will try and refrain from saying outrageous statements and using improper English but this is how i feel about trading and ignore the bold part because my English sucks EZ balls:

child please
jmo
ez
falconsfan
cheddah cheez
bigbuddah


this is a list of players IMO that absolutely shouldn't be traded with unless you want your ass kicked by me. these players are too good to trade with and i admire there skills especially CP, I am the president of his fan club. these players can win (with exception to TXBOY my loyal roommate who cosigns everything) can win with almost any team. i know that ppl like jmo and ez can talk a bitch out of her drawls in 5 minutes and know what to say to make people do what they want to get what they want, I am super jealous no one will trade with me at this point.Jmo and EZ (Who I admire because I sell insurance, and there ability to sell and market there product is ridiculously good) say things to make there trading partner them feel sorry for them or stupid for not taking their deal. Maybe I should show restraint when writing on these broads because I have a habit of looking like a BigIdiot.....


TXBOY: WTF Buddah, why am I not on list.
Buddah: why should you be on the list.
TXBOY: I draft Beastly teams, and i have winning records and I beat JMO.
Buddah: what else have you done, any superbowls or appearances?
TXBOY: Ummmm, no, but you choke all the time buddah and your on the list.
Buddah: Thats cause im the shit son and i whip ass, but I'll put you up there so you can cosign on my post as usual. Just cause your the president of my fan club ill put you on the list son.
TXBOY: thanks boo, your the best

NEW LIST
child please
jmo
ez
falconsfan
cheddah cheez
bigbuddah
TXBOY
Back to what i was doing, making people aware of the people I look up to and admire most, (with exception of TXTBOY, my roommate is @$$)

Now when u met with an offer from someone on this list i would prefer that u ask them and yourself...y trade with someone better than me.

i dont trade with no one who can beat me (So i gotta stop trading with MJKIGHT, DEN-24, EZ, JMO, CP, FF these nigga beat me when it count, but these ma fuckas are luckily, cause im the shit or smell like it)

just my opinion man I am looking to start shit but its been on my brain for awhile.

This is a spoof to the Trade guidelines post, I felt that in the heat of the moment we can all sit back and laugh at the expense of others...If your (buddah and TXTBOY) are offended, I apologize but if you feel the need to flame me so be it, I more than likely deserve it because I am a asshole...

(Rolling on the Floor laughing my Fucking Ass off Because I just pissed myself and I think I'm having a heart attack while typing this, suck it bitches)
*** I just made that up.

however, its REFRAIN, not Re-Frame

LMAO.... Buddah is going to take you to court for copyrights. Be scared

hahaha

thanks jmo - that's good shit

hahahahaha

Yet again you talk about everyone on the list and you don't mention me. So what your saying is jmo and Ez are raping these bitches with their smooth talk and trade ruffelin and I'm over here with my flowers, candy, and expensive trip to burger king? Just because I'm doing it consensual doesn't mean I should be left out of the discussion.

u my friend are a ASSHOLE LOL

"thanks boo, your the best"

this is was the funniest post i've ever seen on here, buddah if you can't laugh at this and see u had it comin than idk what to tell you but u have admit its pretty freakin hilarious.

Cheddah_Cheez wrote:I'm over here with my flowers, candy, and expensive trip to burger king? Just because I'm doing it consensual doesn't mean I should be left out of the discussion.

awesome lol

Yup

maybe if buddah liked girls he might be able to talk bitches out there drawers like me and you jmo, hahaha.