Monday night opener in Buffalo?

Coach Rui wants into the owners office the day after the draft and thinks to himself "this old fuck is gonna fire me, he cant be happy." Owner "What the fuck happened last night you said we needed a QB and a WR you draft Defense! Our defense is great got us into the playoffs Kirk is great you go get a another MLB, we have one of the best secondaries you get another freaking CB these guys are gonna cost me money that we didn't need to spend!".

I calmly try to explain the guys we wanted went off the board fast and early, our getting into the playoffs knocked us out of the running for Austin but the old guy isnt listening probably his viagra is kicking in cause hes kicking me out and calling in the hot ass secretary. I go back to my office start looking at game tape, jackson and crompton both looked decent at the end of the year but I dont know how long the two headed monster bullshit is gonna keep working eventually both their morale and team chemistry is gonna take a dive.

To make it even better schedule comes out and We got the fucking Jets for the freaking Monday night opener, go fucking figure the Bills on Monday night no wonder the someofabitch didn't fire me.

We go 2-2 in the preseason and look like crap nobody has the timing down on anything and a rookie starting MLB is in charge of my defense, crap this is gonna suck. End of last preseason game I call Crompton and Jackson into the office I tell C he is QB1, Jackson just looks at me with the "not this shit again look". The media is eating me up Ill be lucky if I get a coaching job in Canada when this season is over the schedule is brutal.

Monday night arrives 1st quarter down by 14 on turnovers and a 75 yard punt return. Crompton walks up I grab him by the pads and he looks at me and says "I'm sorry coach" I tell him to go fuck himself hes got one quarter or Jackson is in but this time its permanent, I see him run over to williamson my only true veteran WR the guy hes fast but hes been faster maybe he can calm the kid down. Then the lights seem to get brighter and the next 3 quarters are a blur.

Crompton finishes the game with 300+ yards a QB rating of 140+ 3 TDs 0 Ints and 5 rushes for 50+ and 2 rushing TD's, the media on Tuesday is hailing him as the next Doug fluttie. Practice Wednesday he walks up to me and goes Doug who?

good read haha, "i'll be lucky too get a job coaching in canada". this league has to have the most creativity...i love reading posts like this, great stuff rui. i think the bills are gonna turn a few heads this season myself!

That was brilliant. lol

Excellent post Rui_f!!!! Good read...good shit.